then wear the gold hat

Then wear the gold hat, if that will move her;

If you can bounce high, bounce for her too,

Till she cry “Lover, gold-hatted, high-bouncing lover,

I must have you!”

- Thomas Parke D'Invilliers

amsterdam

I got weed, drink, and a Handicam

all of which is legal in Amsterdam...

paris

If you escaped what I escaped...

You’d be in Paris getting fucked up too!

london

 pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been?

I've been down to London to visit the Queen...

pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you do there?

I frightened a little mouse, under her chair.